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| User: | damnqueerfuck (1109306) the mississippi is mighty, but it starts in minnesota
at a place you can walk across with five steps down |
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| Name: | damnqueerfuck | ||
| Location: | charlotte, North Carolina, United States | ||
| Birthdate: | 1979-08-28 | ||
| Bio: | This journal is 'friends only', not because I am particularly private (quite the opposite), but because I am curious about who is reading my bidness. exiled in a red state with my hunny and puppy and kitty. says orygun not orygone. doesn't eat anything with a mommy. enchanted by anything euphorbiaceae. or plantae. fingernails are either bitten down or have dirt under them. likes getting muddy. hates wet socks. takes the prettiest way, not the quickest. cold during the day, hot at night. hates poor gramar, refuses to capitalize. puns and word jokes will earn you points. tends to laugh at his own jokes. inappropriate and irreverent humor preferred. can't carry a tune in a bucket, but tries to. compulsive putter-awayer. sleep-humper. likes making verbs of non-verbs. see 'channel-changer'. suzy homemaker. more queer than gay, and not homosexual. catholic, not Catholic. strangely drawn to breasts. a bit snarky. milk is poison to me. partnered with ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} tempur_tempur. bitchy, moody, and unapproachable, but a cheap date. | ||
| Interests: | 48: almodovar, appropriate apostrophes, architecture, botanical gardens, celine dion, charlotte, children of lesbians, corvallis, disneyland, drawn together, eryngiums, euphorbias, family, feminism, folk catholicism, folk music, futurama, garden design magazine, gardening, grammar, hard science fiction, hgtv, hiking, honeybees, house and garden magazine, indigo girls, iris, juxtaposition, libraries, npr, oleta adams, opb, oregon, oregon considered, oregonian, period interior design, queer, retro appliances, stevie wonder, style, succulents, superstition, the city gardener, the onion, urban planning, vegetarianism, virgin of guadalupe, womens studies | ||
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| Account type: | Plus Account | ||
